@brokeninkwell3818
"You won't believe how cheap that elf costume was..." "I stole it."
@adolfasramanauskas6780
Alucard planned this because Santa didn't give him his Blackbird last year.
@andrewotaku1679
This is canon, and you can't convince me otherwise.
@grapplesauce9939
"he startled me" 10/10 best excuse.
@PleasantlyLee
Alucard isn't the Santa we need, he is the Santa we deserve.
@SunbaeDan
Until he got bored and then kinda wandered off.... ...and then he went for a walk.
@ESFAndy011
I am literally ashamed with myself for being almost 6 years late for this.
@nathanielrincon7907
"LET ME HAVE MY NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MOMENT!" I love that line.
@nimamojtahedi5612
"Alucard Claus"? My one regret in life is that they missed the chance to call him "Aluclaus"
@mr.picklethanos7340
Integra: "WHY DID YOU KILL FATHER CHRISTMAS?!" Alucard probably: Oh I'M SORRY an old creepy guy who likes watching children sleep broke into the place I'm supposed to protect. Is that reason enough? Also he ate the last chocolate chip cookie. Integra: So you're telling me you killed the embodiment of the Christmas spirit, OVER A COOKIE Alucard: Well at least I had more reasons to shoot him then I did Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Integra: ALUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
@cherokeeblakemore8595
1. Alucard has a painting of himself doing the nude Burt Reynolds pose 2. Santa has a cross tattoo on his back Just good for thought
@nathanbiller7662
When your best friend sees you watching anime: “Before you start-“ “JESUS CHRIST!!” “Okay. Before. You. Start!” “HOLY SH$&!!!”
@kamikaze7486
Integra- " WHY DID YOU KILL FATHER CHRISTMAS?!" Alucard- " He startled me." Oh how I love your humor TFS.
@harryheywood4711
"Do you even READ my Christmas list?!" XD
@shadowking1380
Alucard: “pfft you honestly don’t trust me?” Me: given your history... not really
@alucard6047
Startled yo-......That's a good point.
@Mswordx23
".... ... You planned this." Every, fucking, time
@alexanderstilianov
Santa didn't read Alucard's Christmas list...
@skyreapergamer1832
"Until Alucard got bored, and kinda wandered off...." So he went for a walk
@Purrpetually_Tired