@TheWeirdestClover

Hey there clover here (Serverblight Community Manger)

They would all just have an epic makeout sesh

Yes this is canon

@Blupyrotf2

The freaks won't try to survive the blight,the blight will be the one afraid

@Gooseglasses

Server blight shaking in fear as the hacker with a glitched weapon capable of corrupting all player/user/bot code to the point of blue screening looks toward it

@shark_gaming_0

Polite Spy would find some fucking insane way to befriend the Serverblight and make it friendly

@Treylor-ft8wc

Serverblight is going to get demolished on community servers

@Plunger-c2h

Imagine jumping a player and looking into their souls only to see the most unimaginable freakston sheet and deciding to go out of bounds to run away from the player

@okhello4504

serverblight gangsta in community servers till rtd gives powerplay to someone

@Nuke-Gacha

Don’t forget Pootis Heavy…

@aydenblank9650

A wise man once said
"MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! SOLDIER MAKE ME CRY"

@hex_2384

So in other words either one wins in their home turf. Freaks in their freaky universe and physics vs the weak player freaks that are just playing a modified character boss meant to be attacked, no escape

@Why-jp3ff

Whenever I hear a tts voice my credibility of whatever it is usually goes down the drain, but you make a pretty good point to be honest

@aizanosce5773

The last thing server blight hear is:
I am painis cupcake I will eat you

@Cashier17489

Imagine severblight happens and they hear in the distance: “BRAVE JUMP!!!”

@TheEggOfRandomIdeas

Plot is Engage Heavies would genuinely be TF2's last hope against the Blight.

@figa-engineer

What if serverblight faced buffed tf2 mercenaries?
1)tick tock shining like a wristwatch 
2)serverblight turning 
femboy 
3)or*y
4)all of options in 1-3-2 order
(Im not sorry for this)

@Noah-TL-N0

Since Pootis heavy is:
-Not Controlled by a player.
-breaks the 4th wall to his creator and us.
-basically a gag Character
-Pootis Blue died, came back to mourn Sandvich.
-Oh, and there's also Red Pootis heavy. The other one.
So, he isn't affected by Serverblight, right?

@BananaBread-3

Freaks:
"You merely adopted the idea of Vagineer I made him"

@kaosu326

Serverblight dissolving into nothingness as I remotely hack into patient zero's computer and delete the 2fort cow and coconut.png from the game files

@master_shrek1048

Serverblight be acting cocky until

-Christian Brutal Sniper has joined the game.

@Gordonfreeman-halflife

bro painis will just eat the entire serverblight without any consquences and just laugh hystericaly and run away