"I will now read you your rights" "Go on" "Im already finished"
Visiting north korea is like volunteering yourself into maximum security prison đ
I guess the fifth can't save you there
Bro actually went out and bought a "I †North Korea" shirt for this skit đ
Imagine being born into a prison
Discussing law in a dictatorship is like discussing the weather.
Bro just donât go to north korea
Vacationing in North Korea is like trying to run a marathon in a minefield. What did you think was gonna happen when ya took that one incorrect step!?
âYouâve been sentenced to north koreaâ âKill me nowâ
My favorite crazy law is that if there is a fire in your home, you're expected to save the pictures of the dear leaders before your own children
"but what about the right to-.. right...north korea.." is actually so true.
âI shall spend the next 3 days reading the North Korea rightsâ Proceeds to sleep for 3 days
Couldn't imagine who would want to travel to north korea
The reason you can't talk to North Korean citizens is because they're terrified that their people will realize that their country is completely awful and want to leave or revolt. Because what tyrants fear most is a populace who knows their life can be better, and know that said tyrant is the reason it's not.
Not talking to the people outside of your tour guide is literally the opening of half life 2 where the citizens tell you not to talk to them otherwise you will be in trouble
I canât even Imagine someone really want to go there
Pro tip donât go to north Korea
Me breathe in North Korea. âWe are arresting you for breathing at a 67° angle instead of a 54° angle, thatâs disrespectful to the regime.â
âWhat are you in for?â âI left one cm of Kim Il-Sungâs statue out of the pictureâ đ
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