@saduftw262
"You're possibly better than a vacant time slot" Right on
@purplemonkeyelephant
Girls: "Why isn't he making a move" Guys: "I don't have a clue what's doing on" is everything I am.
@panlis6243
Me: Wanna go out on a date? Her: Sure, where? Me: I don't know. I never thought I would get this far
@adampandit4326
First date? Bold of you to assume I got that far
@JesusHChrist1
I used the "I only date dimes" joke, and she looked dead into my eyes and said "so, what's your YouTube channel called?"
@HA_FI
"If You've been platonic friends for 5 years, hoping your next haircut is the one that will tip them over the edge, You better have a lot of alcohol planned because Your current personality clearly isn't cutting it." Hey he's not wrong.
@HyakuniYakumo
"Don't call him daddy. Call them Father." This needs to go on a T-shirt.
@ChefNikuman
Her: "Do you want to come in for coffee?" Me: "Oh it's really late and coffee will keep me up all night, thanks anyway!" 15 years later Me: ".............................................Wait a minute."
@TalosBjorn
"Dont call them daddy, call them father" That's a quote for the ages
@Sunken_Dink
The drunk Lego thing reminded me of when I convinced a tinder date to watch the entire Bionicle 2 movie with me.
@antoineazo9020
Step one : find a girl you like. Step two : learn that she likes you too. Step three : be happy for ten seconds. Step four : go mad because you're stressed. Step five : never call her again. Good day folks.
@dark6bvb
I absolutely love how you seem so proud of that dime joke
@Umayrica
”Don’t call them daddy, call them father” Imagine someone doing that, just imagine
@joshd8537
Your getting married. Is she into you? (C) Can’t tell
@Konztinental
For those folks thinking of asking their crush out, just ask her out and get a No already.
@aidangittings
I DONT HAVE A CLUE WHATS GOING ON Which basically explains everything
@keldoe1351
“Don’t call them daddy. Call them father.” “Don’t finish with hallelujah, finish with a condom.” This is the quality content I came here for
@TierZoo
I will never not pause a CE video to read every list also "here's my youtube channel" has never worked for me
@kingscreed1511
“I can only date 10 cent coins” “What why?” “Because I only date dimes” Top 10 smoothest lines Ive ever heard
@treehousesmotors2562