@shanshansan
Two sides of Minecraft Twitter currently: "ugh mojang isnt making any good updates recently bruhhhh" "HE JUMPED FOR THE BEEF???"
@davidli7829
That "no why did he go for the beef!!?!?!?" sounded so raw and emotional :face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
@ShayyTV
this feels like something kid me would've watched on old school youtube and i'm so here for it
@user-Gooberlino
“Don’t jump for the beef” I can imagine that becoming an actual phrase, not ironic, an actual phrase. And people just use it having no idea where it comes from, such as: “you wanna go for a 1000? No Lucas it’s not worth it! Don’t jump for the beef!” In 2086
@ManSomewhere
dude every time he says "parkour" "civilisation" "jump" and other parkour related words it feels like a mini lobotomy its so hecking fun
@captainbluescreen5713
Him re-explaining how the civilization works every few minutes feels like the video where the guy tries to beat Minecraft with dementia
@santana4766
the storyline, the foreshadowing, the character development, the world building. twitter wasn't lying, this is true peak cinema.
@icantthinkstraight8853
im so genuinely serious when i say this has inspired me to fight to improve my life and achieve things ive dreamed of for years
@mooj269
if the parkour civilization gimmick wasn't played completely straight this series wouldn't work. even at the end evbo doesn't even reform society as the champion, he just makes parkour civilization marginally more fair. he knows not of the world that came before him, and cannot imagine outside its bounds. it's hilarious
@doodleblah8275
As a 21 year old man who hasn’t played minceraft in years, I think watching this is the most unemployed thing I’ve ever done. I don’t regret it.
@Cyn_the_goober
"I... am EVBO_..." -Jack Black, moments before attempting the 1 block vertical for the beef
@black_vulpe
I don't want to spoil anything, but the words you say at the end, they actually made me cry. You understand what art is, and I know people won't take me seriously for saying this about a minecraft video, but this was an artistic masterpiece, and it moved my soul. Thank you
@Axew325Ryan
The amount of re-explaning makes me feel like im having a lobotomy in real time it is actually impressive.
@ValTheWolfQueen
I adore how this isn't edited to trim out any of the recap since this was an episodic series and so you're constantly re-explaining things that happened literal seconds beforehand
@olympiannerd
I love the Yugioh logic of "if i beat you at this thing, you have to let me ___" we need more stories with this premise
@Rozementality222
This is literally my comfort movie
@cmckevitt
Steven Spielberg apparently cried after watching Parkour Civilization, saying things like “Evbo is a true visionary” and “I could never match up to such a film.”
@athaokeh5635
"are you all ready for your shonen writing lesson?" oda gulps gege breathes heavily horikoshi nods nervously kishimoto sighs araki sobbing "yes evbo_" they all say in unison
@Nokolo72
"Did somebody order a big sausage pizza?" "I diiiid, but I don't have any moneyyyy" "2 diagonal jumps in a row." "what"
@Evbo