@hugoo1549

Every Day is the stupidest day until tomorrow.

@Kelz_X

Tonightโ€™s monologue was INCREDIBLE. Keep it up writers & Colbertโ€™s delivery.

@ChrisCorpuz-qc4jz

One impeachment one deportation... Can this be accomplished simultaneously??? Without due process???

@LessieBlewis

I send an email twice a week to Trump asking him to resign and giving him 3 new reasons to do so.  I've been doing this for three months now.

@rampagephoenix1735

"In a fight between madmen, root for the fight" - Brazilian Proverb.

@KingOfMadCows

Their relationship is crashing and burning like a teslur.

@Jay-Rok

Terrorism Chief that wasn't even alive during 9/11 - Yeah that checks out

@SaintMartins

I brought enough popcorn for everyone !
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@Tony-Madisson

"When a clown moves to a palace, he doesn't become king, the palace rather becomes a circus" 
Turkish proverb.

@Cn147-gp5

"Alien Vs Sexual Predator" is gonna be a box office success this Summer ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@geobus3307

I NEVER AGAIN want to hear about women being dramatic or emotional!!  NOT JOKING HERE STEPHEN!  These guys have won the all time drama-king Olympics!

@CaroleenN

French here ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท , that was brilliant! Colbert at his best. This is the USA we love to see! ๐Ÿ‘

@gladitude9

Today was Christmas, my birthday and the Fourth of July all rolled into one. These two narcissistic, megalomaniacal sociopaths are not โ€˜gonna quit going after each other and I am here for it!!!

@CN4S2025

My wife and I were eagerly waiting to hear what Stephen had to say about today's events and indeed he delivered the goods. :) Thank you Stephen!!!

@peteryoud6136

Watching from Australia on You Tube.  I knew the late night hosts would have a field day with this epic school fight.  Please pass the popcorn.

@dsmith9412

Iโ€™ve never seen Colbert enjoy himself this much! Itโ€™s wonderful

@charlesmartin1121

Friendship with Donald Trump is always a short trip to lifelong regret.

@drewPweinerK9

And they say women are too emotional to be president ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ

@passtheparcel360

This is absolutely vintage. Colbert is on fire and this is genuinely one of the best monologues heโ€™s ever delivered.

@hermanhelmich

What a slam dunk of a take down. You just made my day mr Colbert