@m4ti_nr1
Instructions unclear. The chair was sleeping in my bed, and I was sitting in the air.
@perq69
“dont sleep with a chair near your bed-“ *train pops out of the seat*
@ieattoesforbreakfast
It’s not totally impossible to breathe and swallow at the same time, you just probably shouldn’t unless you wanna choke
@M3llow_theAng3l
“Kangaroo’s actually never stop growing they just die” Damn that was deep
@JustinRed624
*tries to breath and swallow* *inward bass sounds*
@tanjinyoumoe9123
"Its impossible to breath and swallow at the same time" Me: "Swallows air"
@handsanitizer6594
The first tinder match actually happened in Antarctica. They both were researchers studying the environment.
@UniverseElementalist
I’d like to say that teeth are not the only part of the body that doesn’t heal itself. There are special hairs in the ear canal, these hairs, once damaged, can not regrow.
@technofan3778
Source: "Nah trust me bro frfr"
@mohitagrawal7485
"Cats spend 70% of their lives sleeping" Me who spent 90% of mine sleeping 👁️👄👁️
@mysterypotionx
"Kangaroos never stop growing, they just DIE "
@AlystraTheWeirdo
“Cats spend 70% of their lifetime sleeping” I must be a cat then.
@oopsies-.-
Teeth can heal themselves in the beginning stages of a cavity if you catch the cavity early enough and keep it clean.
@corvusnightt
“cats sleep about 70% percent of their life.” warrior cats: “BITACH WTF?!”
@-cherry-6091
Random fact: I'm eating potato chips while watching this
@alyviatamayo1815
Not me tryna breathe and swallow at the same time........... I choked
@shootiNg_MoroN
Man is giving hope to all us short kings out there
@francesrudin9333
don't sleep with a chair near your bed proceeds to go sleep near a chair
@enemyham
Explanation for the New Year in March one: The Gregorian calendar (our most common and modern calendar) is an improvement of the Julius calendar, which began in March. This led to people believing the new year began in March. The Gregorian calendar was made after noticing that the new year beginning in March did not equate to the Solar calendar. Fun fact! Our calendar is technically Egyptian because the Julius calendar was made off of the Egyptian one (^^)
@BrainBlud