the romantic flowers story did not go where i expected it to go. definitely thought you’d light the roses on fire with the candles
Ah, ye, common ways of dying. Home accidents involving plugs, home accidents involving microwaves, interrupting a drug deal, wait what-
Blud either interrupted: A: a money laundering drug mafia or B: a cult and somehow survived 🥶
That flower shop was definitly some kind of money laundering
I love how the first two are like, "Wow, that was a big oopsie, that could've gone bad" And then the last one is, "Well, these people are definitely going to kill me if I don't buy these overpriced flowers."
That rose story was terrifying haha. I was like “how does someone almost die from flower shopping?” And then my face just got more horrified as the story continued. That’s a crazy tale!
“And SUDDENLY, I am holding A BOMB” had me on the floor 💀💀
5:15 I work at a flower shop - yeah you got scammed. It IS common for rose prices to go up around Valentine's day because of demand. HOWEVER, at least for us, roses are $5 a stem. You should be able to get a whole small arrangement for $30. even around Valentine's day - you should be able to get more than 1 rose for $30. Hell, you should be able to get a few starfighter lilies for that price, and for us - they're $7 resale. Also probably the most realistic/not sketchy part of this is storing flowers in trash cans. They are tall enough to store the flowers without them breaking lol
Ice Cream Sandwich: "Hello, I would like flowers!" --Intelligent employee--: "Ah, yes! Please follow me straight back to the location of illicit transaction. We have flower there."
I like the progression here, Outlet mishap, microwave problems, ONGOING DRUG DEALS. One of these things is not like the others.
3:39 I think I actually almost died of laughter
this is the type of guy to say “it’s right behind me, isn’t it?” in the first 10 minutes of a horror movie.
Bro interrupted a drug deal and somehow survived
“I do not like to die”. Relatable.
i like watching the sponsered segments sometimes, because i know the creator put in the effort of animating the segement, but, i also respect people who show when the sponsored segement ends.
A flower shop is every criminal's go-to business to money launder so there's a possibility you walked into a front for a criminal network, and that also explains the obsurd price the employee asked for a regular bucket of roses.
3:41 "FATHER. ASSISTANCE!" Edit: I heard mother guise apologies, Also most like yet aaaa tysm
“Mother Assistance” so formal for such a chaotic situation
6:20 this is the story you S/O comes back home with after you tell him to go run some errands….. and then you don’t believe him and do it yourself 😭😂😂😂
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